Dr. Wario
He's got the real cure!
Developer: WarioWare, Inc.
Platforms: Game Boy Advance
First Release Date: March 21, 2003
Fresh off the success of making some boring blocks game, Nintendo messed up, big time! I was an innocent independant developer, and they STOLE my game, and slapped that jerk Mario on it! Well, guess what? I've got my OWN game company now! This great injustice in gaming history has finally been righted, by ME! Dr. Wario is where it really started, you hear me? Instead of some slapped together two-player mode, this game keeps its focus on its single-player! And in a smaller playfield, your gaming will be more intense, more challenging! No one cares if you beat some yucky germs in Dr. Mario, but here? They'll be bowing down in the street! Wahaha!
As if that's not enough, you get this on top of all of my EXCELLENT microgames! Can you believe the smucks who bought Old NES Games: Dr. Mario, or whatever that Advance version was, instead of MY game? Wait... if they can get away with it, why can't I? Gah, I should have never let those chumps throw this in as a bonus! This is PREMIUM gameplay! Ah, this stinks! I'm leaving!
Have a rotten day!
Testimonials
"Wait, did Nintendo really steal this game from you?! I don't know what to believe anymore... They can't be that bad though- like you said, they were nice enough to give us special permission to make our own versions of their games! You know, I bet it's just a big misunderstanding!" -9-Volt"Groovy! Another great game, dude!" -Jimmy T.
